Angela Cuming: “I temporarily lost my mind and decided to leave Hamilton for Northern Ireland”

Angela Cuming -aka everyone’s favourite new Spinoff writer -writes about temporarily losing her mind, raising a team of Mooloos and saying goodbye to someone she’s never met before*. Follow her @angelacuming on Twitter and see why she’s the best thing to come back from Northern Ireland.

A little while back I temporarily lost my mind and decided to leave the Tron for Northern Ireland. 

My husband and I, plus our little Mooloo baby Charlie and SPCA Waikato rescue kitties Daisy and Puku packed up our Hamilton East whare and headed to the other side of the world to see what it was like to live where Mr Angela had grown up, and where his family still lived.

It was a steep learning curve. Belfast is a long way from then Tron and very soon after our arrival I felt the first twinge of homesickness. Even the Daily Mail’s free calendar feature 12 baby photos of Prince George couldn’t cheer me up.

At first I tried to forget it, to put Hamilton out of my mind and immerse myself in my new, Northern Irish home. But, like that packet of Griffin’s Hundreds and Thousands biscuits you’ve got tucked away in the cupboard and hidden from the kids, my adopted home city in the mighty Waikato would stray back into my thoughts. 

I began to allow the Tron back into my life. My prized Mooloo cowbell went on display in our living room, I wore my Chiefs hoody down to the village pub, a framed photo of Sonny Bill Williams went on Charlie’s bedroom wall. 

But my real source of comfort during that lonely time was a twitter account run by someone (or several someones) I have never met, never will meet, and whose identity will forever remain a mystery to me. 

Love the Tron, the social media juggernaut that celebrates all that is good and great in Hamilton, because my closest companion for those 18 months we were away. Here I could see photos of my beloved home, keep up to day with what new businesses were opening (Duck Island Icecream! Grey St Kitchen! Hayes Common!), which were closing, which street had the best Christmas lights that year, what was the stand out event at the Hamilton Gardens Arts Festival.

It’s beautiful hashtag, the #HamiltonMafia, kept me in contact with a circle of some of the best and brightest living and working in the Tron, from the gifted artist and writer Josh Drummond to the kind and civic-minded Nick Johnston to the lover of food and tea and tutus, Chamfy.

They felt like my friends, they were my friends. Villages take on many different forms these days, and thanks to the interwebs we can build relationships and friendships with people through all different means of communication, even if it means we never meet the people we have connected with. 

After a while I didn’t feel so homesick anymore and the yucky feeling in my tummy every time I thought about home wasn’t there much at all. 

I began to relax a bit into life in Northern Ireland because, in my mind, it was like we were still living in Hamilton anyway, just a really long drive away from Victoria St and with much worse weather.

When our little Mooloo indentical twin boys were born in October 2015 we gave one of them the middle name Hamilton, the other William after my pinup SBW, as a way to honour their Waikato turangawaewae.

Then as fate would have it our circumstances changed and it was time to happily return back to the Tron. One of the first people I told was Love the Tron. In true style they offered to throw me a welcome back party – an offer I was sorry to have to decline due to baby duties.

And now it is my turn to attend a farewell party for one of the star members of the Hamilton Mafia, our pint-sized powerhouse Chamfy, who is leaving on a jetplane for a fancy new job in Wellywood. 

I’ve never met Chamfy in person, it should be an odd feeling to be meeting her and saying goodbye to her at the same time, but it’s not. I’ve known her since Love the Tron brought her, and so many others like her, into my orbit.

Chamfy loves the Tron – and its food – and I think she’s probably going to miss this place as much as I did.

But I also think, like me, she will learn that life in Hamilton is allegorical. That once you step into the Tron you never really leave, it goes with you and stays in your heart forever. 

So go well, Chamfy. Thanks for all the memories. We will miss your #ChamfyFoodPorn, your love of good books, her excellent use of hashtags, her sincere and enthusiastic championing of Hamilton (and in particular the amazing women who live and work her) and her super cute BF, Mr Horny Kitten Hotness (actual name, I think).

And as you descend into full hipster Wellington mode with its ramen noodles pop-ups and specialist peanut butter shops (seriously), remember that you will always have a spot saved at the table back home for you in the Tron.


*full disclosure**: we are publishing this piece 6 weeks after it was written for secret lovethetron reasons that cannot be disclosed

**ok, so partial disclosure



Now there’s a proper bike lane! Hamilton through the eyes of @JMiddleton_imgs

The thing about cities is that they are so much more fascinating than any other grouping of people. Towns tend to, by and large, be somewhat homogenous (except for the one black sheep who ends up either a genius and moves to a city, or socially lambasted and never achieves his or her real potential). And TBH, anything smaller than a town is just a clique.

Meanwhile, on the other end of the spectrum, countries are just too big to unite around a single feeling or idea that isn’t generated on a rugby field or with a big marketing budget (right Air New Zealand?).

But cities! Cities are glorious for their ability to make a mixed bag of people in a fairly constrained space interact and navigate each other in an effort to live and breathe and get from A to B.  The thing about a brilliant city is that it feels like a small town where you know everyone, yet they feel so vast and mysterious that there’s always something new to be found.

Cities are so wonderful that people are pouring out of towns and Supercities in their droves to move in.

Not all cities are built alike though. Some are painstakingly planned by people who think they know the future only to find there is little difference between a detailed plan and a fumble in the dark. The others -like Hamilton -happen by pure chance and, sometimes, when the right combination of people, personalities and ideas intersect: magic happens.

Whether you’re a Hamilton Twitterati (Twitteratus?), part of the hugely-growing Hamilton InstaMafia, or even if you’re just one of those people who hangs around @jessmolina hoping for some reflected je ne sais quoi, you’re the secret formula behind what makes this city so special. You’re out there, immersing yourselves in the city,  befriending total strangers and spreading the joys of your discoveries about this place to the wide world (or at least the internet).

Thanks to you, there will forever be a web trail for the real people of the future so that they can know that, at one shining spot at the start of the 21st century, Hamilton was the kind of place where intelligent, fascinating, beautiful people chose to call home.

Don’t get us wrong -you don’t absolutely have to be on social media to make this city what it is (take Richard Swainson or his alter-ego Richard O’Brien, for example), but in our experience, being part of the #HamiltonMafia means you can live under a rock and still have something interesting to contribute to the world (we won’t name names but we know who you are).

In the four-and-a-half years since we launched the #lovethetron movement, it’s taken a life of its own and grown and grown. We’ve seen interactions between complete strangers blossom into friendships and spark collaborations of utter brilliance for the city. We’ve seen thousands of authentic photos of real Hamiltonians doing real Hamilton things that are so cool and hip they would make Wellingtonians, Londoners and New Yorkers blush. And we’ve seen the surprising happiness value of ordinary suburban dads becoming Twitter Celebrities (looking at you @briansquair).

So what does the future hold for Hamilton?

It depends on a number of things. First of all, Matt Stark needs to get on Twitter.

We kid, we kid (maybe).

But seriously, while we have never been too good at getting into the detail, we can promise you this: as long as you’re all still loving Hamilton, there will always be Camelot.

Now, with that yarn over, scroll down for what you were actually waiting for 😉

xoxo lovethetron




In a departure from previous years, we’ll be releasing the names one by one below throughout the day. Watch this space to see if you made the cut 😉

#1 @briansquair

We were kidding earlier when we called him an ‘ordinary suburban dad’. TBH @briansquair is probably Hamilton’s hottest dad (a title previously held by @jakequinn but we haven’t been seeing enough Twitter action from him to award him the honour again this year), but he’s also definitely more than just a pretty face. Any cool building in Hamilton, built after the year 1900, was most probably architectured (designed?) by him. Lucky for us, he’s also not one of those boring ’tweet-only-about-my-work’ types. Follow him for hilarious reflections on life, retweets of questionable material and thoughtful tips from the mind of his grandfather.

#2 @garyfarrow

If all Aucklanders (or journalists) were like @garyfarrow, the world would be a better place. He turned up in town late last year to replace Wellington Wonderboy @gedcann (also Hamilton’s answer to Spiderman, given his penchant for climbing things) at the local paper. Since landing in the Tron, Mr Farrow has taken it upon himself to drink as much of the Kool Aid as possible. Between local gigs and bookclubbing and turning up at parties, he also manages to churn out quality material week after week. We predict big things for this boy.


#3 @jessmolina

There’s a saying in Hamilton: ‘life begins when you meet @jessmolina’. Ok, that’s just a saying amongst a few of us, but really, it should be in all of the welcome packs for the city. Jess is on all of the social media channels and will soon be hosting a show on national television too. Why? Because her life is just so damn fabulous. She may spend her days rubbing shoulders with fashion designers to laying in bubble baths surrounded by flowers she bought for herself, and running the hottest tickets in town, but Jess is also one of the funniest, most down-to-earth human beings you’ll ever meet on the internet. We first spotted her way back in 2012 hanging out at Metropolis with a pink laptop, running her own magazine. Watch this space because she may just be the world’s best hope against President Trump. #Whorundaworld


The fabulous life of @jessmolina

#4 @HtownWiki

From The Rocky Horror Picture Show to Kimbra to 48May to DateMonthYear, Hamilton is a music town and @HtownWiki has the enviable job of curating the city’s musical legacy. Follow them for trivia on gigs, bands, venues and a journey of the city’s history through its music. Rumour has it that @lorde was so impressed with @HtownWiki’s work, she asked to defect from Auckland and join the local Tron music scene, but the new Mayor said she was too mainstream.

#5 @durningalison on Instagram

If we could be anything or anyone in the world, it would be @durningalison’s dog. Aside from being unbelievably adorable, this pooch spends most of its day cuddling up to its sassy, stylish owner and taking naps in a beautiful riverside home, while Alison and husband @wgdurning (man-about-town, manic coffee addict and South American meat aficionado) cook beautiful meals and generally prove it’s totally possible to be better at social media than one’s adult children.

#6 @yvonnemilroy

If you can take the coolest event of the summer (the Hamilton Gardens Arts Festival) and make it even cooler than it’s ever been before (i.e. this year), then you’re worth a follow in our books. @yvonnemilroy is the genius behind this year’s Arts Fest, and if that’s not enough for you, follow her because her adventures with her cat are hilarious.


The littlest member of the @durningalison household

#7 @angelacuming

We go way, way, waaay back with @angelacuming. She was one of the first tweeters on the #lovethetron hashtag back in 2012, and totally made us happen by writing about the movement in the Waikato Times. Also she is still the only mortal to ever come close to snapping us (eating macarons at the Zealong tea estate). Along the way, we’ve seen a gorgeous Irish man (@whiskeycully) pop the question by the river, we’ve seen them procreate three Mooloo babies (note: we were not actually present at the procreation of said babies), and we’ve seen them through that weird experimental phase in which they defected to Ireland only to realise nothing beats the Tron. Follow her for one of the best-written blogs about the city, for her infectious enthusiasm about the Tron and for proving that Hamilton is where the heart is 😉

#8 @nancycaiger on Instagram

Here’s a secret: we’ve crushed on @nancycaiger since before she was on social media. We were super glad when she got on the ‘gram and on Twitter because it made stalking her INCREDIBLE outfits and amazing life (watch out @jessmolina, you’ve got competition) so much easier! When she’s not travelling the world or back in time to the 1920s, she’s always looking for ways to make the city a nicer-looking place. If you needed further proof that she’s a trendsetter, just think about the fact that she’s basically the reason that the must-have accessory of 2016 was nothing less than a GIANT Michael Parekowhai sculpture.

#9 @annasmartnz

In a world where the housing market is full of zombies and boogiemen (sorry, we mean baby boomers), @annasmartnz is proof that #houseporn is still fun! She was our friend long before she decided to enter the world of real estate, and we’ve enjoyed watching her grow. If sneaky peeks into other people’s homes isn’t your thing, then follow her other half @davesmarty who will send you pics of his friends at @HamiltonZooNZ instead!


#Friendshipgoals @briansquair and @caigernancy colour-coordinating their outfits is probably the best thing on the internet!

#10 @lyssacecilia on Instagram

Also known as the Mini Macchiato for her penchant for all things coffee, this pint-sized, dreamy-eyed Hamilton Twitter celebrity runs almost entirely on caffeine and packs a big punch with her writing. Follow her on Instagram and read her blog for a peek into her fabulous life, lived mostly in the best of the city’s coffee houses. She blogs about coffee she finds all over the country, and is one of the names behind the #CoffeeMafia spontaneous mid-morning parties that have sprung up around the CBD. Go along and make a coffee friend for life!

#11 @saycheeselouise

@saycheeselouise is to crafts, fashion, photography, thrifting, enterprise and mental wellness what @danielfarrellnz was to politics in the early 2000s: meaning she’s a self-contained multi-media powerhouse that can churn out diverse content at an amazing rate, while maintaining a coterie of interesting side projects that show a mind for innovation and creativity. Follow her on all of the mediums you can find her on (so far, we’ve got Twitter, blogs, vlogs, Instagram, but we’re sure there’s more) and check into whatever Louise-ish thing you fancy. We’re especially into her social enterprise Handmade in Hamilton, her handmade crafty bits and bobs and her ability to tackle the weightier issues in life.

#12 @h_ahartley

Also known as #MyBish (a hashtag she uses with pride), @h_ahartley is one of Hamilton’s favourite British imports. She’s also super cool (and if you don’t believe us, check her out in the feature that the New Yorker magazine did on her way back in 2010). Rumour has it she also sports a badass second piercing, but we’ve never gotten close enough to be able to tell (if someone could verify this, that would be grand). She’s one of the nicest people we’ve ever encountered and, despite being an adoptee of the Tron, she’s one of its most vocal advocates and one of its most-loved citizens (and not just by old people either). Follow her for amazing travel photos, heartwarming human stories and pictures of lots of people in robes that would make Dumbledore blush!


Mini Macchiato @lyssacecelia doing her coffee thing at SL28

#13 @itsgoodtobebrooke on Instagram

She’s probably the hardest for us to spot on the street because she seems to have the super power of being able to change her hair colour at will to match her outfit (either that, or she spends a fortune on a very good hairdresser but we prefer our theory). The last time we spotted her, she was sporting fiery orange hair on a rainy day, and accompanied by a green-jacketed, blond, mischievous-choirboy-type gentleman. Brooke is a wedding photographer extraordinaire, who travels the length and breadth of the country taking photos of people on their special days. She’s also Hamilton’s hottest rockstar, and you can catch her playing gigs for iconic Hamilton bad DateMonthYear. Did we mention she’s hilarious? Because if you’re not going to follow her for any other reason, do it because she’s a funny girl.

#14 @hornykitten

For a long time, all we knew about this Hamilton personality is that he is a he, and according to his bio is a pornstar-turned-economist with a rather (uhhh) ‘unique’ sense of humour and a love for the city. Since then, we’ve discovered he’s not an economist, but a something-turned- recent-journo (although we’re still not entirely sure as to whether he’s ever been a pornstar). He’s as good with his brain as he is with his words and he’s the kind of Tweeter you want in your corner if you’re ever caught up in a Twitter-trollwar-maelstrom and are in need of backup. While he has now moved out of Hamilton and to a different timezone (aka Auckland -the land where time stands still while everyone waits in traffic), we’re of the opinion that Hamiltonian citizenship is fo’ lyfe yo!

#15 @gydelne

Speaking of Hamiltonians who live in other cities, @gydelne slipped out of the city so quietly that we only knew she was gone because we happened to notice on Twitter that she was catching a flight back from Wellington. She’s another one of Hamilton’s Funny Girls, gifted with the kind of self-deprecating humour and effortless Generation Z hipness with words that makes us wish she was one of us.  Follow her for a clever laugh on a rainy day.


Funny Girl @itsgoodtobebrooke and her Choirboy gentleman-friend

#16 @iain_white

Debuting on one of our lists for the first time ever, Professor @iain_white is another British import to the Tron and proof that Hamilton is a magnet for Brits with taste (or tastebuds, in this case, given his penchant for indulging in mouthwatering meals that are definitely NOT English). His celebrity has steadily risen and rumour (ok, the internet) has it that he’s going to be hosting a show with NanoGirl, who is only the hottest name in science right now. He also spends a lot of time posting pictures of obscure and confusing maps on Twitter, which we think are clues to help him solve mysteries in the camper van/Mystery Machine he takes out around the country every weekend (yes, Professor Poirot, we’ve been watching you). Follow him online and help him crack the Da Vinci (or Dargaville) Code …or otherwise just stick to asking him for food tips.

#17 @webtaniwha

No surprises here, @webtaniwha is Kirikiriroa royalty (Prince of Hamilton?) and he’s paid handsomely to be the face of Hamilton (and the whole region because, you know, #TronDominance) and we couldn’t think of a better person to do this job, given his ginormous heart and ability to get people excited about anything. His day-to-day basically involves traveling to the far corners of New Zealand/the world, telling people about the city/region and why it’s so much better than anything else in New Zealand. He spends a lot of time at Hobbiton (basically the seat of his Kingdom and proof he’s not above spending the with the little people), Zealong Tea Estate and on social media. You can often also catch him rubbing shoulders with other royalty in places like India or Dubai. Proof that good things follow @webtaniwha, we’ve notice a trend in which Mavis & Co cafes spring up wherever he decides to go. Think about it, if you don’t believe us 😉

#18 @AdamCrouchley

He had a drone before anyone in Hamilton even knew what a drone was, and like any good superhero who can fly, his catchphrase is #UpAndAdam which, of course because this is 2017, means it’s also his hashtag and website. In 2015, Mr Crouchley was one of three photographers who performed photography on the #HamiltonMafia at the Hamilton Gardens to celebrate the third birthday of the #lovethetron movement. We’re especially big fans of his ability to spell (reasonably) correctly with light, and if he could grant us one wish, it would be to sneaky fly his drone in and around Tronsylvania castle by the lake because we’ve always been curious about what goes on in there 😉  If you have already followed him on social media, make it a double and follow him on one of his epic photowalks.


What happens when @adamCrouchley goes to the beach 🎑

#19 @nbwjohnston

This a man who not only helps keep the Hamilton indie community thriving, but has a somewhat unusual obsession with walls. Luckily for us, instead of building walls around the city, he likes to decorate them! He’s part of the group of other wall enthusiasts (including another #lovethetron favourite, the incredibly talented Paul Be) who organised the weekend’s Boon Street Art Festival, covering big empty wall space with utterly stunning murals (hat tip to epic undercover photographer Joshua Middleton for his Urban Ghosts coverage of the weekend) and turning the city into a happier place. His obsession with walls doesn’t end there though. In what is completely contrary to his usual shy-guy persona (we are told) he’s taken to decorating empty Hamilton wallspace with pictures of his face. Why? Follow him and ask him yourself! Any morning of the week, you’ll find him holding court at Mr Miltons -the only place that does the kind of treats befitting the son of legendary Hamilton donut royalty 😉

#20 @KiwiGoodLife

One of the Waikato’s best-kept secrets is that while the rural high life in the rest of New Zealand may resemble something out of the Beverly Hillbillies at best, living off the land in and around Hamilton is a little bit more like a Beverly Hills where you can have your chicken and eat it too. We’ve followed @KiwiGoodLife on Twitter and Instagram for a while now, and we’re pretty hooked on their lush, bountiful lifestyle. Between their stunning home set on a huge rural property that gets better and better with every reno job, orchards heaving with fruit and gorgeous doggo adventures, The Kiwi Good Life is the perfect poster child for why there’s no replacement for life in the Waikato.  Plus it’s an @NZVic project so you know it’s going to be good.

#21 @teamcatandjesse

@teamcatandjesse were a tour de force long before the Amazing Race franchise sent them on a tour du mode (and gave them a joint Twitter handle). Known separately as @Darkroomjesse and @DutchCatNZ, this patriarch and matriarch of the countless children-in-need are bundles of energy, enthusiasm and love. With their posse of kiddies in tow and talent for music and performance, the Cat and Jesse family are like the von Trapps of Hamilton (minus the Nazi sympathies, the stiff upbringings and the Dad with bad taste in women). Follow them for tips on happy family life and/or where Jesse’s next gig will be.


The fabulous life of @webtaniwha means people like Lorde make a point of saying hello when they drop by the Tron

#22 @stevebraunias
In our opinion, Mr Braunias should have received a Civic Award for Services to the City, but given we don’t control such highfalutin things, all we can do is humbly offer him a place on our Hamilton Top 30.

Mr B’s list of noteworthy and generous gifts to the city include:
-On May 1st 2012 at exactly 12:54pm, Mr Braunias took notable political commentator-cum-fashion-bloggo Wallace Chapman to task over comparing derelict Ponsonby to Hamilton.* See link if you don’t believe us.
– His love of Ronnie’s Café, which is endlessly endearing.
– His love of a bunch of other Hamilton things. See evidence here.
– Making New Zealand’s media elite gag for an invite to Hamilton three times a year. The media may make jokes about us for the other 352/353 days of the year, but for 3 days a year they want nothing but to be inside us.
– The Met Gala couldn’t get her to their event for one evening, but Mr B managed to get Lorde to Hamilton for a whole day and party at House Bar on Hood Street.
– Finally, his real gift to the city: being the giant on whose shoulders Wintec students stand on (and for birthing the genius that is Aimie Cronin).
This may be the most controversial of the list because we have no idea whether Mr Braunias actually identifies as a Hamiltonian, but that doesn’t really matter to us. After all, you don’t choose the Hamilton life, the Hamilton life chooses you.
If you don’t believe us, ask any of the thousands of accidental immigrants in the city -people who’ve wandered in for one reason or another and then have been caught up in the city’s magic. Besides, unlike our two major political parties and Donald Trump, Hamiltonians are pretty easy about letting new people into our patch, as long as they’re cool. And @stevebraunias, ‘your cool’.
*NB 6 months after we read this, we started #lovethetron. We would be lying if we didn’t admit that seeing one of our writer crushes defend Hamilton didn’t kind of inspire us.

Dear Aucklanders, Welcome Home!

To the Aucklanders who have chosen to move to our city: Welcome to Your New Home.

We hear there is a busload (or equivalent) of you moving to Hamilton every week, given the dire conditions in your hometown. In the beginning, the thought scared us (hence the lateness of our greeting, sorry).

We have to admit that we wondered things like: will our coffee become bad to accommodate the quality to which you are accustomed?

Or: Will you make a habit of randomly turning your ignition off while driving along Wairere Drive in order to mimic the feeling of being stuck in traffic, so as to remember happier times in a bigger city?

Perhaps the most frightening thought of all is that you might sit, tucked away somewhere in a labyrinthine Northern suburb, leaving the house only for groceries and weekend trips back to Auckland, and never really realise that you are living in the most exciting city in New Zealand.

So, consider the post below both a welcome and an orientation of sorts. We know you’ll fall in love with Hamilton as much as the rest of us have.

xx lovethetron


This is your latest #lovethetron roundup


Hamilton literary queen @ns510x captures Autumn in full eruption at the Medici Court


Hamilton’s pint-sized Queen of Coffee @LyssaCecelia dines at the very hip @MrMilton’s


@chamfy hits Two Birds Eatery in Hamilton East for a spot of weekend tea, cake and doodling.



This is Lad and his owner, Lara, who are spending the day hanging out at the Taitua Arboretum with @tarasutherland. Bless.



Only in Hamilton can you design and grow a tropical garden. The elusive Mr @JMiddleton_imgs strikes again with this one.


@waikato glimmers in the evening


This is what autumn in Hamilton looks like. Another stunning shot of @waikato


An arty city is a happy city. @monica_a_peters stops to admire the genius of Jeremy Shirley at her local bus stop


In Hamilton, this is usually the sign that autumn has arrived. Chur @waikato


Tantalising teasers of Hayes Common from @hamfoodblog


Afternoon tea at the local tea plantation. We live in style here in Hamilton, right @ZealongTea?


One celebrity checks out another when #MyBish @h_ahartley dines at @MadamWooNZ



Hamilton’s Horned Crusader, @hornykitten opts for edgy with this kimchi toastie at Grey’s Garden and some serious reading in Hamilton East


Proving he might just be the King of the Cafe Scene, @hornykitten discovers September cafe on Casabella lane has the holy trifecta: 1. Rocket Coffee 2. Antipodes Water 3. Free & Fast Wifi


@chamfy decides to throw a party…


Mr @webtaniwha sneaks into the Hamilton Gardens after hours



Lilly-pads at the Hamilton lake from @nzvic!


Riverwalks are a popular pastime in the City of the Future. @nbrookebaker discovers this secret path -we’re dying to know where!


@chamfy gets amongst the Hamilton art auction scene




If you’ve ever wanted to lick a Hamilton icon, it doesn’t get any better than Duck Island, as @BB39again found out with her cherry coconut ice cream!


Radio personality @ceriphinz captures sunset over the CBD


All the best cinemas have at least six chandeliers, right @webtaniwha and @squeakdee?


@briansquair and his posse of Twitterati head out for cocktails


Living the Auckland dream in Hamilton: @annasmartnz has the kind of job where you get to poke around other people’s houses


We don’t usually do chain coffee places but we’ll Grant (lol, pun) @thekiwicanary an exception for this one because this particular venue is the birthplace of Robert Harris


@kevin_tunstall trawls the vegan offerings at everyone’s favourite Vietnamese place


@ducheessduponky channels her inner Betty Draper with this retro treat



Yum! @MeganCampbellNZ grew these in her own backyard.



These little birds are at @waikatomuseum for the Tui-tastic Bird Feeder Programme! Love the creativity (and the teeth!)



Having given birth to an entire Chiefs rugby team in Ireland, our old friend @angelacuming is returning to the Tron soon and we can’t wait!



Girls on the river! Great shot from @WaikatoDiocesan



Going Green: @chamfy and her @meamobile friends don festive colours for St Paddy’s



It’s our job to know everything and even we didn’t know that there was a secret amphitheatre at the Hamilton Lake until @NZVic snapped this shot!


This is a city where anything is possible. For example, one can walk into Volare for a sandwich and walk out with the Ranfurly Shield, as @nbrookebaker found out.



In Hamilton, we don’t have pigeons or seagulls: we have doves! @MOMENTUMCheryl hangs out with Ray the Dove Whisperer


Fluffy friends: @adamcrouchley rolls with these guys at the Waikato Show


Oops! Santa’s Got Internet Issues



…but don’t fear. We’ve got something special up our sleeves for you, Hamilton. We just have to wait for Santa’s IT Elf to come and troubleshoot 😉

In the meantime, watch this space and enjoy Christmas in New Zealand’s most beautiful city.

Meri Kirihimete, Kirikiriroa!


Celebrate Hamilton!

Each year we try and do something a bit special for Christmas. In 2014 we went big with the Hamilton Christmas Cookbook, this year we are feeling our age a bit- 3 whole years of being on the internet, tweeting in the streets and hiding our identities; it has been a year full of Pecha Kucha pranks, coffees, photos, Brian Squair fan club organising, tweeting, thinking about blogging (but not always following through). It’s been busy but we’re still excited about this sweet and wonderful city!

So this year we’re still doing something special but we’re keeping it simple: as simple as the joy of just going for a walk along the river, as simple as Scott’s green eggs and ham and as simple as lying in the sun.

This year our Christmas is going to be focused around the word celebrate- because we think celebrating perfectly sums up Hamilton, summertime and Christmas.

Now HOW we’ll be celebrating… well stay tuned, you’ll just have to wait and see what we’ve got in store!

The First-Ever Hamilton Mafia End-of-Year Shindig!

This Sunday 22 November, bring your friends, bring your kids, bring your dogs, bring your grandmother. The Mafia is in town and they’re in the mood for a party!


This is a photo of the last time a bunch of Twitterati tried to take a photo together. We think we can beat this -if not in the hipness stakes, then surely by numbers!

4pm Turtle Lake Steps | The Hamilton Class of 2015 -Class Photo

What better way to say “Hey rest of New Zealand, I lived in Hamilton before you discovered it was cool” than to have photographic proof, right ?!

Your favourite Hamilton photographers (to be announced shortly) will be on hand to take an old-fashioned class photo of Hamilton’s Twitterati and their entourages (kids, friends, dogs, grandma), and capture the Hamilton life in 2015.

There will be people sitting in rows, there will be mischief and silly faces, and (because Hamilton is cool) uniforms are not mandatory, but costumes are very much encouraged


4:30pm Onwards Rhododendron Lawn | Party Like it’s 2015!

Bring your picnic blankets and bottles of bubbles and move onto the Turtle Lake End of the Rhododendron Lawn for a proper party with food markets galore (see picture below), and make honest friends out of your favourite Hamilton Twitterati!


Meanwhile, the Food Gods of Hamilton have organised this for you for the evening:

csspsthu8aecyocPhoto of Gourmet at the Gardens stolen from @NZVic


…and now for the rumours:

Rumour #1: We may attend if there are enough people to hide amongst. Look for us hiding in the bushes, watching and waiting.

Rumour #2: there will be cake!!!

Rumour #3: There will be a guest appearance by a legendary Hamilton Tweeter who has gone M.I.A. for far too long.


Here is one that @georgiepie_nz prepared for you (a few years) earlier. The last time there was something involving Hamilton Mafia and cake, it made the front page of the news!

Who is The Hamilton Mafia?

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Guest Post: Hamilton -A Nucleus of Innovation

We love a good innovation story -particularly when it involves Hamiltonians coming up with ingenious ideas that the rest of New Zealand and the world now cannot imagine living without.

A few weeks ago, we wrote about one of our favourite startup characters: a man named Bob who used his imagination to open a delicatessen to service the European market from Hamilton -more than half a century ago. Today, his name is synonymous with coffee around New Zealand.

Another one of our favourite innovation stories is that of Bill Gallagher Senior, who was inspired to invent the -now indispensable -electric fence, when a horse named Joe wouldn’t quit scratching himself on Bill’s car. 

Then there is Mary Jane Innes, the original Hamilton Superwoman and Beer Maven, whose ingenuity was crucial to the development of an iconic Hamilton business.

So when, a few weeks ago, Mr @BrianSquair tweeted that Hamilton is New Zealand’s city for startups, we wanted to know more! An import from Scotland (according to our sources), Mr Squair was in Hamilton as a teenager, and has seen the city go from a bona fide ‘Cow Town’ to one where those same cows have spawned a thriving city of exceptional innovators.

Keep reading for @BrianSquair’s reflections and conversations on the development of Hamilton into a startup city.

The business of farming has changed now, but …the “we can find a way to make it work” mentality, has not changed, and that’s a great thing. -@BrianSquair

On the dreaded ‘C’ Word:

Cow Town eh? Maybe in the last century! Today Hamilton is a hive of innovation and entrepreneurial vibe, pumping with ideas and start-up business momentum.

I remember, as a teenager coming to town on a Friday late night to hang out with friends was the thing to do. Equally, the cockie would come to town dressed in gummys and swandri juxtaposed against his new Holden Statesman (purchased on advice of the accountant in order to minimise tax). Yes – we were a Cow Town indeed! The business of farming has changed now, but here’s the thing -the Number 8 Wire culture, the “we can find a way to make it work” mentality, has not changed, and that’s a great thing.

Brian, aged 18, in Hamilton

Brian, as a teenager in Hamilton

As Ferris Bueller said, “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

I put on my Tron-positive glasses every so-often and look around at what’s going on and I’m impressed by the breadth and depth of creativity and idea generation that there is out there.

Make no mistake, I am an unashamedly biased Hamilton fanatic, but it’s an easy bias to hold when one stops and looks around.

On the longevity of the Number 8 Wire mentality:

It seems I’m not the only one that senses this [Number 8 Wire] ‘culture’ connection. Rachel Adams recently confirmed to me this suspicion. As Head of Operations at Soda Inc, Rachel is seeing hundreds of people coming through the Soda Inc programmes this year and she equally suspects the innovation and creativity in the Waikato is the result of our Agriculture and Horticulture legacy.

Rachel Adams, SODA Inc

Rachel Adams, SODA Inc

Agri-tech business ideas and innovations are strongly represented in the pool of Soda Inc ‘clients’. Interestingly, many of these highly successful business start-ups from Hamilton and the Waikato prefer to stay under the radar. Sometimes by design for commercial reasons, and sometimes because they tend not to own and operate ferocious egos!

On Hamilton as a Startup City:

Many Startups are boot-strap based – they have business ideas that they follow through using their own cash, their own resources, minimising their exposure. Others have taken the step to start-up loans and bringing in capital through share ownership.

Hamilton is a nucleus of business innovation and technology entrepreneurship.

We have an awesome legacy thanks to go-getters like the Porters, Perrys, Andrews, Gallaghers, Hawkins and others. Established ‘Once-were-start-up’ businesses like Longvelds, Stainless Steel Industries, Health 2000, Robert Harris Coffee, Torpedo7, Prolife Foods etc provide an extremely encouraging backdrop for the budding innovator and keen starter-upper-er.

Bill Gallagher Senior, who was inspired to invent the electric fence by a horse named Joe, with a penchant for automobiles.

Bill Gallagher Senior, who was inspired to invent the electric fence by a horse named Joe, with a penchant for automobiles.

Nowadays search,,,, and you will get a taste for the brilliance we have here in the Tron. Have a look at what Wintec-owned incubator Soda Inc is up to. Then there is Innovation Park where you can grow your existing business in a collaborative environment.

Check out WaikatoLink, the commercialisation arm of the University of Waikato, which is identifying marketable technologies and working with the inventor, innovator and entrepreneur.

Some years ago I was impacted by Tom Peters’ book In Search of Excellence. One thing I remember distinctly was a chapter heading “A bias for action” It seems to me that Hamilton is over-represented by people with a bias for action. This is absolutely brilliant and continues to pull us out from the quagmire of the Cow Town perception.

So,Hamilton: what glasses are you wearing?


@BrianSquair is a lover of all things Hamilton -he is a Tron optimist and self-confessed idealist. Follow him on Twitter for great chats on the future of Hamilton (and especially if you’re interested in phone-booth-libraries). And never mention Ted Mosby to him 😉